IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
This isn’t the normal mod…
This is her friend, Dirk. Some of you may know me..
This mod has given up on tumblr due to depression and has left all passwords with me.
She apologizes to everyone and has asked that her friends forgive.
She has given me permission to do whatever I please with her blogs, so…
I can’t do them justice… so I thought I’d give them to the folks who knew her best.
Just… pop something in the asks… if you want them…
I’m sorry to be the bringer of bad news.
~Dirk
*knocks on the door, brushing the dirt off the wedding dress he was buried in, mumbling angrily* Bloody poikahs...oi'm gonna skin them aloive aftah this. Buryin' me in my weddin' dress...
There is a note on Hanna’s door. “Extremely horny due to Anon curse. Do not enter unless you want to be raped.”
Biting back a scream of pain, he leaned against the wall a moment, sectioning off the pain in his mind so he could think. Once the agony was remote, as if it belonged to someone else, he took off after her at a limping run. "I want zhat tape!!"
“You ain’t gettin’ it! Even if you are the godfather to one of my brother’s twins! If you don’t have the decency to leave me the fuck alone while I’m dealing with an anon curse, then I’m not giving shit to you so fuck off before I decide to come back and take off your balls completely!” She yelled back at him, faster then he was by far.
"I have two children already, danke. If I feel zhe need for more, I can always adopt." In spite of his pain, he smiled. "You know, zhis really isn't zhe right way to win your argument. Now, give me zhe tape and I'll go away, but not a moment before."
“Goodbye balls.” With that, she crushed them in her fist, let go and ran off.
irritablereddemo replied to your post: He grabbed her wrists and yanked himself loose. Pressing one arm behind her back, he pinned her against the wall face first. “You’re not strong enough to take what you want and I’m not giving it willingly. Now, where’s zhat Gottverdammt tape?” he snarled.
not that hard…
Did anyone ask you, Rast? No. They didn’t. Emmerich’s pregnant with your child, so you can just go fuck off.
He grabbed her wrists and yanked himself loose. Pressing one arm behind her back, he pinned her against the wall face first. "You're not strong enough to take what you want and I'm not giving it willingly. Now, where's zhat Gottverdammt tape?" he snarled.
Hanna sighed shortly. “Herr, don’t try to restrain a gymnast, it never works.” She twisted unnaturally, slipping out of his hold, turning on him and grabbing him by the balls through his pants. “This didn’t work on the last guy I used it on, maybe it will work on you. Now. Agree to leave me alone, or you can say goodbye to any offspring you wish to ever have. And let me tell you. Not being able to have kids is a hard burden to carry, so I’ll give you a moment to think about it.”
It took some searching, but he finally found her. Tapping her on the shoulder, he whispered threateningly in her ear, "Don't zhink I've forgotten about you... Where is zhe tape?"
She whipped around, grabbed him by the shirt forcefully and kissed the man full on with lust. “Bad time to be after me Max. Anon curse. Horny for a week. So unless you don’t plan on staying faithful to your fiances tonight, I suggest you come back later.”
irritablereddemo:
hannathefaceborrower:
irritablereddemo replied to your post: M!A You are now extremely horny for a week. Sex will help. Masturbation won’t.
-snickers-
Hilarious. I’m sure. And the only one who might be willing to help is busy being celibate.
yes considering the appetite of both your brothers.
I’m not usually as… sex hungry as they are. Having miscarried once tends to do that to you… Well.. considering Emmy miscarried once, I guess not, but I suppose it depends on the person. Now will you git before I jump you?
irritablereddemo replied to your post: M!A You are now extremely horny for a week. Sex will help. Masturbation won’t.
-snickers-
Hilarious. I’m sure. And the only one who might be willing to help is busy being celibate.
M!A You are now extremely horny for a week. Sex will help. Masturbation won't.
Anonymous
Wait..wha- *her face flushes deeply* o-oh…
